About Me

July 15th, 1980, it was a scorching summer day in Park Ridge, IL. Spontaneous combustion numbers were up, hypothermia deaths were down. Gary and Kathy Weber were in the hospital delivery room, eagerly awaiting the birth of their second daughter. When she finally entered the world, the mercury dropped a few degrees and the attending nurse lost eight fingers to frostbite. Angelina was that cool from birth.

While growing up in Morton Grove, she was mentored by her older sister, Kelly, who was also her first partner in crime. When the girls weren’t tp-ing houses, living at the neighborhood pool, or snowmobiling under power lines; Angelina could be found sneaking out of the house after curfew (unbeknownst to Gary and Kathy) to rendezvous with friends.

After gleaning all the knowledge she could from the U. Of IL and a brief stint in a deluxe residence, with custom bar, in the north burbs of Chicago; Angelina decided to pursue sunnier avenues in Los Angeles. Those avenues, paved with celebrities and wild nights of partying, remain some of her very favorite times…to date. There will, no doubt, be greater avenues to pursue as she continues her lifelong quest of supreme awesomosity while she currently resides in an undisclosed northwest suburb of Chicago.

Biography written by Michael N. Galante